Thursday, May 10, 2012

Reflections on Shize: Part Deux


Hope springs eternal.  Same spot; different day.  The condition of glass makes the cup half full.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Other side of the pond same ole Shiz

However I heard a voice like Obi Wan Kanobi that whispered through the cold onshore mist "it's always better than it looks" and it was. Wave count 1/2 dozen and feeling better than before I got in.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Reflections In Shize


As spring creeps towards summer in the tropics, even shize can lure a cobb into the ocean.   A mostly social session, there was some serious small wave shredding being done for a spell by soulful surfing guests Otto Flores and Keith Malloy.  But ultimately even their skills could not overcome the primarily shizer conditions and disconcerting number of spongers. Today's session of mediocrity provided some moments of contemplation and a few realizations...

1) Even guys like Otto can get yelled at by boogie boarders who think belly riding waste high slop is worth getting worked up about.

2) May is Malogua month.  They both start with "Ma" and who doesn't love their Ma?  Unless we can undo the Euro curse (can the third time be the charm?),  let's turn back the clocks in 2013 and go logging for a week between May 10 and 24.

3) Surfing shizer is better than not surfing at all.


Tuesday, April 10, 2012

This Log Can Go Left - Frame 3

What might have seemed like capricious travel planning and indecision, was actually a successful hedge that
yielded fine results and the opportunity to come home to charge a nw swell; an all too rare event this lackluster season.

Monday, April 02, 2012

Evolutionary Questions



Photographic evidence suggests that an ever-increasing jo could potentially result in a hybrid walrus/malogua; or is this just a walrus riding a malogua?  Who really knows?

Friday, March 23, 2012

Six Two Lima Lima




A surgical strike to the DR reveals legitimate potential for swell, stoke and strength in Hispaniola
While bad winds can be a problem, even the local laundromats are hoping for clean waves.



The primary method of transportation for locals is the ubiquitous moped.
But, you need more than a moped to reach the island.






Friday, March 16, 2012

In Response to Dr. Extremo's Last Comment re: Lew and Equipment


No Cobbs?%#@!


Lew the Jew is back on the Rock and he really wants to know 
why he doesn't see multiple Cobbs chargin' on their longboards!

Monday, March 12, 2012

Beer sweater





I suggest a match set for the PR Cobb that has thin blood but loves ice cold beer.

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Mainiac


Staying stoked at a high cost, Rich Dennis of Timber Island Surf Co. takes one of his shapes out for a trial run in his hometown of York, Maine and adds another layer of definition to the moniker Mainiac.



Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Next Level


next level charging on a day suitable for cobbs.  carson.  tres palmas. valentine's day

Friday, February 17, 2012

Mythbusters Malogua Style

Contrary to popular belief, there's no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.  
Instead there's just some shize with an occasional logable gem.
Yes, a log alert was issued.

Thursday, February 09, 2012

Leap Year

Every once in a long while everything comes together; time, wind, weather and swell and Hot Dogs looks like a real California point break. On this particular day I assaulted the much maligned wave on my 10'0" Banana and took about a 1/2 dozen walks up the point. Most surprising today was I was never asked to share a wave. If only...

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

And who is gonna play'em

What's about to be played

File under: KCAGTWH

It's not every day that an agency's work gets the attention of both the Vatican and the White House.

But it happened to 72andSunny in November, when client Benetton unveiled its arresting "Unhate" campaign featuring images of world leaders known for their tense relationships smooching passionately. Among them was Pope Benedict kissing a Muslim cleric and President Barack Obama locking lips with Venezula's Hugo Chavez.
As intended, the ads sparked debate, even outrage, among world leaders in Washington and Rome. They also reversed a trend of dwindling relevance for Benetton, which has built its brand on espousing ideals like peace and tolerance, and got people talking about the Italian retailer again.

"The most valuable thing you can do in marketing is get your clients and brands into a cultural conversation," said Matt Jarvis, partner and chief strategy officer at Los Angeles-based 72andSunny. "We're not the only people doing it, but I think we're particularly good at it."

Read more.

Great work Pony!

Malogua.com

Friday, January 13, 2012

Joint Venture

Looks like we may have a partner to cross promote the Weedador with weedtracker.com , not sure how to tie in Muffgeist.com

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Hometown Hero

Meanwhile down the beach, local logger extraordinaire and benevolent alpha dog of the South Bay charges on his home made death log.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Confirmation of logging

As is being widely reported in the surf media, there have been some huge epic waves. Mavs has been going off, Slater has dominated Rincon (Cali), and not as widely reports teams of Maloguas have been logging the shit out of Porto, Huntington, PV, Laguna, and Ventura. Finally....some f&@"ing surf!

Monday, January 09, 2012

Almost Rideable

Logger and Shaper Eyeing the First Edition Malogua
a clean deck
Team Lam

Future Friendmaker in need of sanding


Reversal of Roles.  Normally Dennis drops in and rides out front. 

Sunday, January 01, 2012

Harkness on the Edge of Town

Remember passing through the Van Wickle Gates?
Time may pass, but things remain the same.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Could The Shize Be On - Part 1


What will La Pinche Niña mean for cobbs around the globe?  In this post, we will explore the potential impact of the nasty niña on loggers trying to charge in the Caribbean.

First, what is La Niña? La Niña is defined as cooler than normal sea-surface temperatures in the central and eastern tropical Pacific ocean that impact global weather patterns. La Niña conditions recur every few years and can persist for as long as two years. 




While loggers located at Lat: 18.3427  Long: 67.2504 have been seen charging on their longboards this fall, one must wonder what winter has in store for logging cobbs en el Caribe.



a cobb on a log - old school banana peeling

What may happen...

Changes in the storm track over the eastern US and western Atlantic during a La Niña event will have a significant impact on the surf outlook for the region during the winter of 2011-2012.

As shown above, the typical storm track is both further north and displaced from the Gulf Coast/East Coast to the Great Lakes region during La Niña winters when compared to El Niño events. This will result in fewer and weaker NW swell events for the Caribbean over the coming months according to Surfline

There are several factors that play into the strength of trade winds over the Caribbean, but it appears we will again see moderate to strong trade winds impact the region through the winter months.  More wind & less surf.  Hmmm.  So much for the glass!

We should also be keeping an eye on the far north Atlantic, as there is some indication that we may see an increase in storm activity during the winter months due to the ongoing La Niña event. Swell activity in the north Atlantic would send down occasional longer period NNE/NE swells to the Caribbean. The best place to take advantage of those swells will be at the spots that can handle the typical wintertime ENE trade winds.  In other words, see you in Rincón.

So, how does one combat La Niña?  It's easy...

KCAGTWH

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Twas the night before christmas

Twas the Night Before Xmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a cobb
The shize has been logged and the diesel was on. As always, happy trails on the ongoing search for swell stoke and strength!
May we surf great waves, stay strong and see some great music in the year to come. 
Happy Holidays Maloguas and the new logo is radical! 

Return to Derelict Junction

 Some shots from the shaping bay of
the next log to join the family.


A departure in terms of heritage (not shaped in Cali) and length (closer to 9' than 10'), this log should nonetheless be well suited for Point domination thanks to the magic Dennis is no doubt providing.

Who's holding the Malogua lams anyway?


Saturday, December 17, 2011

Talking about my guy

I love you man and your jacket is killer

More Gridiron

What appears to be another distinguished alumnus of both Brown University and the Justice Telecom School of Sensitivity Training

Friday, December 16, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011

Committed to Diesel



Committed: Over 70, doing "stadiums" before 6 AM in the dark and in the rain.... and stoked about it.